Perfect X-Mas gift
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Perfect X-Mas gift
Not only is it a cheap safety product, it'll make you make sure the locks work, as per item 2 in the "direction for use" page.
To be quit frank, I had no idea that they are unfamiliar with locks and the concept of a lock. Learn something every day, don't we !
To be quit frank, I had no idea that they are unfamiliar with locks and the concept of a lock. Learn something every day, don't we !
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There's something that's holding me back from creating and wearing one - it must be alien mind control!
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I'm not going to take any chances, I have all the components on order now and I will spend my next weekend building one.HansV wrote:There's something that's holding me back from creating and wearing one - it must be alien mind control!
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Are you really telling me aliens would be interested in an insect in underpants?
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He is well prepared, having previously had a vision of an alien craft hovering in the sky over western Europe. The frightening thing was what looked like a big propeller on it, with four arms all lit up like it was Christmas....
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Which is very surprising since I am pretty sure that Leif has been kidnapped by aliens on many occasions.HansV wrote:The mole/krtek appears to be wearing one already!
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guys, guys, you've all misunderstood ! Simply go buy a lock and hide behind it. It really works, I bought one earlier today. and those strange beings haven't been able to find me anymore !
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I will interrogate all the aliens I find around town, and have them respond directly into your mind...HansV wrote:... it must be alien mind control!
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On second thoughts, I've just remembered about one of my wee lad's favourite books...Leif wrote:Are you really telling me aliens would be interested in an insect in underpants?
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What about this postHansV wrote:There's something that's holding me back from creating and wearing one - it must be alien mind control!
I am so far behind, I think I am First
Genealogy....confusing the dead and annoying the living
Genealogy....confusing the dead and annoying the living
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Contradictions, contradictions...
What is truth, and what is fiction, Dave?
What is truth, and what is fiction, Dave?
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That's not fair. I use the avatar because I don't want my real picture plastered all over the lounge. You might at least have blurred the face a bit.Leif wrote:...On second thoughts, I've just remembered about one of my wee lad's favourite books...
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I'll leave that for Google Planet ViewStuartR wrote:You might at least have blurred the face a bit.
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I passed the Pic de Bugarach some years ago while walking in the Languedoc-Roussillon during my summer holiday, but somehow I missed the aliens hiding there. And to think I wasn't wearing a thought screen helmet...
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Quote of the day, from Claude's link: If I really believed the world were about to end, I'd have a whale of a time over the next two years rather than look for salvation...
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