Perfect X-Mas gift

[Claude]

Not only is it a cheap safety product, it'll make you make sure the locks work, as per item 2 in the "direction for use" page.

To be quit frank, I had no idea that they are unfamiliar with locks and the concept of a lock. Learn something every day, don't we !

[HansV]

There's something that's holding me back from creating and wearing one - it must be alien mind control!

[StuartR]

There's something that's holding me back from creating and wearing one - it must be alien mind control!

I'm not going to take any chances, I have all the components on order now and I will spend my next weekend building one.

[Leif]

Are you really telling me aliens would be interested in an insect in underpants?

[HansV]

The mole/krtek appears to be wearing one already!

[Leif]

He is well prepared, having previously had a vision of an alien craft hovering in the sky over western Europe. The frightening thing was what looked like a big propeller on it, with four arms all lit up like it was Christmas....

[StuartR]

The mole/krtek appears to be wearing one already!

Which is very surprising since I am pretty sure that Leif has been kidnapped by aliens on many occasions.

[Claude]

guys, guys, you've all misunderstood ! Simply go buy a lock and hide behind it. It really works, I bought one earlier today. and those strange beings haven't been able to find me anymore !

[Sundog]

... it must be alien mind control!

I will interrogate all the aliens I find around town, and have them respond directly into your mind...

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[Sundog]

But you'll have to take off your helmet to receive their thoughts...

[Leif]

Are you really telling me aliens would be interested in an insect in underpants?

On second thoughts, I've just remembered about one of my wee lad's favourite books...

[HansV]

The resemblance is uncanny!

[DaveA]

There's something that's holding me back from creating and wearing one - it must be alien mind control!

What about this post

[HansV]

Contradictions, contradictions...

What is truth, and what is fiction, Dave?

[StuartR]

...On second thoughts, I've just remembered about one of my wee lad's favourite books...

That's not fair. I use the avatar because I don't want my real picture plastered all over the lounge. You might at least have blurred the face a bit.

[Leif]

You might at least have blurred the face a bit.

I'll leave that for Google Planet View

[Claude]

And now, we have less than 2 years to go !

[HansV]

I passed the Pic de Bugarach some years ago while walking in the Languedoc-Roussillon during my summer holiday, but somehow I missed the aliens hiding there. And to think I wasn't wearing a thought screen helmet...

[Claude]

You'd have to be one of the luckiest people I know !

[Sundog]

Quote of the day, from Claude's link: If I really believed the world were about to end, I'd have a whale of a time over the next two years rather than look for salvation...