Once upon a broom

ABabeNChrist · Post by **ABabeNChrist** » 02 Nov 2010, 00:03

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married. One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom. The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely. After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, 'I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!'

'IMPOSSIBLE !' said the groom broom.

Spoiler

'WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!'
Sounds to me like she's ....... !
......been ....sweeping around!!!

NotQuite · Post by **NotQuite** » 02 Nov 2010, 00:59

BobH · Post by **BobH** » 02 Nov 2010, 03:06

So! Wasn't a clean sweep, then?

Skitterbug · Post by **Skitterbug** » 02 Nov 2010, 04:12

BobH wrote:So! Wasn't a clean sweep, then?

There were a few who bristled up about it!

ChrisGreaves · Post by **ChrisGreaves** » 02 Nov 2010, 10:26

Skitterbug wrote:There were a few who bristled up about it!

And, sadly, that won't be the last straw.

jstevens · Post by **jstevens** » 06 Nov 2010, 13:40

I hope they will be able to work things out and get a "handle" around this. I'd hate to see them whisked off to divorce court.

Regards,

John

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