Only in Australia - yet again

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Only in Australia - yet again

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Darwin pub owner whacks crocodile with frypan


My question is - why did he use a frypan? Should he have used a croc pot?

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He should have hit the crocodile with one of a pair of crocs.
Give it some of its own medicine! :laugh:
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Usually we just grab 'em by the tail & use 'em as a fly swat around the campfire...
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macropod wrote:
23 Jun 2022, 08:00
Usually we just grab 'em by the tail & use 'em as a fly swat around the campfire...
That croc wouldn't be big enough for the flies round that way.

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True - could still use it in the mozzies tho'
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macropod wrote:
23 Jun 2022, 11:06
True - could still use it in the mozzies tho'
ah!
But how do you know that the creature was not alligorical? :groan: :groan: :groan:
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It's a load of croc - a beast of an entirely different colour.
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