Whimsical story

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John Gray
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Whimsical story

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For those who love words, I pass this story on...

A woman is sitting at a funeral for her husband.

A man then asks, “Do you mind if I say a word?”

The woman replies, “No, go ahead!”

The man makes his way to the front, to the head of the coffin, clears his throat and says, “Plethora”, before returning to his seat.

“Thank you,” says the widow, “that means a lot.”
John Gray

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:groan:
Best wishes,
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John Gray wrote:
29 Nov 2020, 10:44
“Thank you,” says the widow, “that means a lot.”
:clapping: :clapping: :clapping:
Cheers
Chris
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