Things I Don't Do, From An Old Guy

[Bigaldoc]

1. I don't do windows because ... I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt.

2. I don't wax floors because ... I am terrified a guest will slip, hurt themselves. I'll feel terrible and they may sue me.

3. I don't mind the dust bunnies because .... they are very good company. I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say.

4. I don't disturb cobwebs because . I want every creature to have a home of their own.

5. I don't Spring Clean because ... I love all the seasons and don't want the others to get jealous.

6. I don't plant a garden because ... I don't want to get in God's way. He is an excellent designer.

7. I don't put things away because ... I'll never be able to find them again.

8. I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because ... I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner.

9. I don't iron because ... I choose to believe them when they say "Permanent Press".

10. I don't stress much on anything because ... "A Type" personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty ol' man!!!!

[Hey Jude]

Cute Al :-) I especially love the dust bunnies one.....

[Bigaldoc]

My favorite is number 7: I don't put things away because ... I'll never be able to find them again.

When I hired a lady to clean house for me some time ago, one of the first things I told her was to work around the "clutter" the best she can do.

[BigKev]

My favorite is number 7: I don't put things away because ... I'll never be able to find them again.

When I hired a lady to clean house for me some time ago, one of the first things I told her was to work around the "clutter" the best she can do.

My wife still can't understand that men regard the floor as 'one big low shelf'.

[ABabeNChrist]

As old father time catches up with me my priorities in life also change
Slow & Easy,
instead of my younger days
Fast and Furious.