How you-know-who plans his holidays

[ChrisGreaves]

https://www.omnicalculator.com/physics/ ... el-planner
Cheers, no, not me. The other one.

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P.S. I am still working out how, at age 77 years, I am supposed to start not one, but two generations of descendants. C

[Leif]

I am still working out how, at age 77 years, I am supposed to start not one, but two generations of descendants. C

I doesn't specifically state that you were directly involved, it could have been generations who were born to your second cousin, thrice removed. No?

[ChrisGreaves]

I doesn't specifically state that you were directly involved, it could have been generations who were born to your second cousin, thrice removed. No?

No.
Unless I'm wrong. Again.
I don't have any second cousins , which means, I think, that at age 77 I have to start by creating an Aunt, or possibly a Great-Aunt. I don't know if that can be done on-the-fly to save time.

Prospects for either course are grim here in Bonavista.
Cheers, Chris

[jonwallace]

I doesn't specifically state that you were directly involved, it could have been generations who were born to your second cousin, thrice removed. No?

No.
Unless I'm wrong. Again.
I don't have any second cousins , which means, I think, that at age 77 I have to start by creating an Aunt, or possibly a Great-Aunt. I don't know if that can be done on-the-fly to save time.

Prospects for either course are grim here in Bonavista.
Cheers, Chris

You could adopt

[ChrisGreaves]

You could adopt

If it didn't work for John Cleese (0m 25s), it probably won't work for me, even given that Cleese was light-years ahead of his time.
Besides which it has taken over ten years and still the adoption papers from avuncular Bob have not come through.
(We are making progress; today we established that he has Bonavista weather and I have Texas weather)
Thanks anyway
Chris

[BobH]

FYI: Adoption papers for a (ahem) mature Canadian ex-pat Western Australian from Lancashire are an impenetrable jungle of multinational laws.

[ChrisGreaves]

FYI: Adoption papers for a (ahem) mature Canadian ex-pat Western Australian from Lancashire are an impenetrable jungle of multinational laws.

That's the easy part.
A bigger hurdle is the Amtrak fare to Yuma!
An even bigger hurdle is that I'd get only ten minutes with Uncle Bob track-side.

Cheers, Chris