Man walks into a library and says "Can I have some Fish and Chips please?"
Librarian says "Uummm this is a library sir"
Man says "Sorry, can I have some Fish and Chips please?"
Don't shout
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- 5StarLounger
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Don't shout
Jerry
I’ll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there’s evidence of any thinking going on inside it
I’ll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there’s evidence of any thinking going on inside it
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- SilverLounger
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Re: Don't shout
The annual bad joke weekend must have rolled into town again!! So hee goes
2 brothers Stefan and Stein were playing in their garden in Zurich and Stein swallows a coin and starts choking, Stefan rushes indoors and shouts "quick mother, there's a Franc in Stein.
If lawyers are disbarred and priests defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed? (Teachers, of course, would be declassified!)
Steve
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“Tell me and I forget, teach me and I may remember, involve me and I learn.”
― Benjamin Franklin
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“Tell me and I forget, teach me and I may remember, involve me and I learn.”
― Benjamin Franklin
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- PlatinumLounger
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Re: Don't shout
There was a very amusing, but probably UK-only, joke about the two brothers Miliband, David and Ed, the latter of which was narrowly elected instead of the former as the new leader of the Labour Party.
Apparently there is a third Miliband brother, more musical than the other two, and a very famous leader after the second world war. His name is Glen!
Apparently there is a third Miliband brother, more musical than the other two, and a very famous leader after the second world war. His name is Glen!
Spoiler
You have to say his full name out loud!
John Gray
If you are having problems with solitude, you are not alone.
If you are having problems with solitude, you are not alone.
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- SilverLounger
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Re: Don't shout
A chicken walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide.
The librarian says,' What would you want that for?'
The chicken replies,'
The librarian says,' What would you want that for?'
The chicken replies,'
Spoiler
To get to the other side.'
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- SilverLounger
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Re: Don't shout
A man goes into a library and asks, 'Can I have a book on Star Wars?'
The librarian replies,
and last but not least
A man goes into a library and asks for a book on cliff hangers.
The librarian says;
The librarian replies,
Spoiler
No, bring it back you won't!'
A man goes into a library and asks for a book on cliff hangers.
The librarian says;