Just what everyone needs...

[Leif]

I can't believe someone makes... Klingon keyboards

[HansV]

Handy if you set your Google language to Klingon...

[stuck]

I love Star Trek but I've never felt the need to learn Klingon... until now perhaps

Ken

[steveh]

I love Star Trek but I've never felt the need to learn Klingon... until now perhaps

Ken

nuqneH

tlhIngan maH! nuqDaq 'oH puchpa''e'

[stuck]

Pardon? I'm not that quick at languages.

Ken

[Leif]

Pardon? I'm not that quick at languages.

Hello

Klingon us where am [puchpa''e']

Do we have to do everything for you?



(Courtesy of Klingon Translator and Dictionary - KLV)

[steveh]

Pardon? I'm not that quick at languages.

Hello

Klingon us where am [puchpa''e']

Do we have to do everything for you?



(Courtesy of Klingon Translator and Dictionary - KLV)

Hi Leif

My Klingons must come from a different part of the web galaxy http://www.kli.org/tlh/phrases.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; according to this I said Hello, we are Klingons, where is the bathroom, just as you would expect a Klingon to ask who has travelled halfway across the universe with those tight cod pieces they wear

[Leif]

[StuartR]

...just as you would expect a Klingon to ask who has travelled halfway across the universe with those tight cod pieces they wear

Please ask your Klingon friends to put their cod in the fridge, so it doesn't smell too bad in here. There is plenty of room on Leif's shelf.

[Leif]

Please ask your Klingon friends to put their cod in the fridge... There is plenty of room on Leif's shelf.

Ha! That's easy enough for you to say, but can you say "ichthyophobia"?

[StuartR]

...That's easy enough for you to say, but can you say "ichthyophobia"?

You won't be able to say it either, with a Klingon codpiece in your mouth!

[John Gray]

Surely the Klingons, being an intelligent race, all speak (British) English, for maximum communication facility?

[Leif]

ich thy o phobi..... phobi.... aaaaa

[Jezza]

I am an ichthyophobe...but only once in a whale

[HansV]

I feel ichthyophobia in any plaice.

[stuck]

I feel ichthyophobia in any plaice.

Pardon? I'm hard of herring,

Ken

[HansV]

This thread is starting to give me a haddock.

[StuartR]

For cod's sake can't you treat any subject seriously.

[Leif]

I think we are beginning to skate on thin ice here...

[Sundog]

If you fall through, be careful of the icefish...http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Notothenioidei