New iPhone

[GeoffW]

A guy is coming back to the country- he is asked if he has anything to declare.

"Yes" he says. "I have an advance copy of the latest iPhone. It won't be here for another two years".

"What does it do?" asks the customs agent.

"Everything" he replies. "It takes movies in 3D. It plays them back as holographic images- no need for 3D glasses. It has amazing wall to wall sound. It can even teleport".

"I'd actually like to buy that" says the agent.

"It will cost you. It's unique".

So they negotiate a price- a very big one.

The guy hands over the iPhone after receiving the money- and then hands over a very heavy large suitcase.

"What's that?" asks the agent.

"That's the battery".

[Bigaldoc]

I hope ya don't mind, Geoff. I borrowed it to post on my Facebook page. Good one...

[GeoffW]

You're welcome Al. Imitation and flattery...